Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
