You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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