So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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