And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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