i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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