hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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