how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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