I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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