jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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