If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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