We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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