I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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