I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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