She's JV to your varsity
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Randomize