i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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