I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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