I cockslap morals
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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