i permit you to call me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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