East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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