I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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