he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
