Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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