i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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