ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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