he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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