I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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