What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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