so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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