Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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