Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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