It's just like the Real World with babies
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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