Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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