if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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