fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm like, not good at living.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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