are you still at the devil's house?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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