Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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