I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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