I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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