did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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