I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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