I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
