No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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