Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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