Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
This toilet bowl is my home.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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