Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
