you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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