Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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