okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.