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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."

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  youre welcome

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree

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  YES.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?

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• (805): View more from California

  Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.

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