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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Alls I remember is making out with that chick.

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  Nope that was a dude

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."

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• (408): View more from California

  I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.

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• (562): View more from California

  Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me

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  its gonna be a great night

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned

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• (772): View more from Florida

  22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration

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