My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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