I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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