jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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