He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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