Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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