the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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