the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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