did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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